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I am trying to get my dignity back here!

–Audrey Burton to Shadow, "The Bone Orchard"

Audrey Burton was married to Shadow's best friend Robbie.

Background Edit

Shadow met Laura through his best friend, Robbie Burton, who was dating Laura's best friend, Audrey.

Significance in series Edit

The Bone Orchard Edit

Shadow is late to Laura's funeral and finds a spot in a pew next to Audrey Burton, Robbie's wife and Laura's best friend. She begins mouthing off about Laura and Shadow tells her he's sorry about Robbie. She realizes that Shadow doesn't know that Laura died with Robbie's "cock in her mouth."

The funeral proceeds to the graveside where Shadow stays through until the grave is filled. He doesn't understand why Laura would cheat on him. Audrey stumbles over, doped up on Ativan and having just pissed on Robbie's grave. She pieced things together and figured out that Robbie and Laura were having an affair for a long time. She goes into detail about Robbie's dick being severed in the crash and what she told the coroner to do with it. She is angry that she won't ever get closure before she breaks down crying and offers him a hug. He hugs her back and she next offers him an "eye for an eye, a blowjob for a blowjob." He refuses and comforts and holds her as she cries.

Physical appearance Edit

Audrey is a small woman in her thirties with blonde hair.

"They didn't tell you?" Her voice was calm, emotionless. "Your wife died with my husband's cock in her mouth, Shadow."

–Audrey to Shadow, Chapter Two

Audrey Burton was married to Shadow's best friend Robbie. She first appears in Chapter Two when she arrives at Laura's funeral and spits on her.

Background Edit

Shadow met Laura through his best friend, Robbie Burton, who was dating Laura's best friend, Audrey.

Significance in narrative Edit

Chapter Two Edit

At the funeral parlor, Audrey Burton arrives and spits in Laura's face. She tells Shadow that Laura died with Audrey's "husband's cock in her mouth."

Shadow arrives at the cemetery for the burial and remains behind until he is the only one left. He tosses in the gold coin he received from Sweeney the night before and begins walking back into town. Audrey follows along beside him in her car as she tells him about Laura and Robbie's affair before taking off again.

Chapter Thirteen Edit

Audrey shows up in Lakeside to meet up with her distant cousin, Chad Mulligan, at the Buck Stops Here. Shadow arrives at the bar with Sam. Audrey screams when she recognizes him and causes a scene, ordering for him to be arrested for murdering the two Spooks. Sam tells Audrey off before kissing Shadow to show she's on his side. Mulligan takes Shadow outside and sends Audrey away before driving Shadow to his office.

Physical appearance Edit

Audrey is described as a small woman in her thirties with dark red hair.


Note: The pictures are shown in episodic order. To see the order of the episodes, please visit the Episode guide.


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